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 Post subject: We need a loff
 Post Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 9:46 pm 
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We live in troubled times, and I ay just on abaert The Wolves. So, we need a loff, we need to give our chuckle muscles a bit of exercise, so post something funny, gag, picture, poem, anything for a loff.

I heard them celebrating Ken Dodds' Knighthood on Radio Live 5, the other week, with a couple of old comics, including Jimmy Cricket, and one of Kens' gags was: Imagine knocking on the door of The Kremlin, and asking, "Is Len in?"

I still hope that Rusty Lee will marry Jimmy Nail, one day.

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 Post subject: Re: We need a loff
 Post Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2017 9:00 pm 
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What gets wetter as it dries???

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 Post subject: Re: We need a loff
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We live in troubled times, and I ay just on abaert The Wolves. So, we need a loff, we need to give our chuckle muscles a bit of exercise, so post something funny, gag, picture, poem, anything for a loff.

I heard them celebrating Ken Dodds' Knighthood on Radio Live 5, the other week, with a couple of old comics, including Jimmy Cricket, and one of Kens' gags was: Imagine knocking on the door of The Kremlin, and asking, "Is Len in?"

I still hope that Rusty Lee will marry Jimmy Nail, one day.


Didn't we already have a Jimmy Lee - with Slade.

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 Post subject: Re: We need a loff
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Markyboythewolf wrote:
What gets wetter as it dries???



I hate it when people shake their wet hands over the hand drying machines in the Gents.

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 Post subject: Re: We need a loff
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Another Ken Dodd:

I suffer from Kleptomania but when it gets too bad I take something for it.

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Another Ken Dodd:

I suffer from Kleptomania but when it gets too bad I take something for it.


Another daft one by Ken, with a reference to getting old, was when his brother went for a bath. He was stood with one leg in the bath, and one leg out of it, but he couldn't remember if he was getting in the bath, or getting out of the bath.

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A woman with a washing up fetish!

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 Post subject: Re: We need a loff
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A woman with a washing up fetish!


You deserve a good towelling for that.

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Markyboythewolf wrote:
A woman with a washing up fetish!


You deserve a good towelling for that.


He just has a "dry" sense of humour...

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A woman with a washing up fetish!


You deserve a good towelling for that.


He just has a "dry" sense of humour...


He seems a bit wet behind the ears.

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Could have something to do with where he puts his head ?

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Not been on for a while!

Where is everyone?

Where's Molineux, Stokie etc...?

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Not been on for a while!

Where is everyone?

Where's Molineux, Stokie etc...?


Molineux is in Wolverhampton. :lol:

Moli and Stokie went off in search of a better life I think. I like to think that they are both in Monasteries now seeking atonement.

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