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 Post Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2017 10:31 pm 
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Blokes, stand up for your rights. These abominations have been secretly thrust upon you by an era of self empowered women who's penis envy has slowly emerged.
The implementation of these seats, obviously invented surreptitiously by women to subjugate their partners and spouses are just WRONG.
No one has EVER claimed responsibility for this invention have they, you know why, because it dont fit in with the feminist agenda today.
Women want equal rights, yeah, women want equal pay, yeah, women want their opinions to matter and want equality in the home, yeah, they have now started striking at the very heart of your history to emancipate YOU.
A mans fundamental right to have a piss where he chooses, a right which has been enshrined since Noah downed his chisel and wrapped his horny hands around his flaccid ache whilst groaning heavily and chasing chippings into the flow, ultimately adding to Gods deluge, is now at risk because of this evil shite.

Women have always wanted blokes to be uncomfortable about being blokes, these seats that close on your workings whilst you are doing your doings are their devilish work, they intend to achieve their aims.

If we do not stop this female infiltration into mans base functions, the male will either become extinct, or will have to evolve a third arm to keep the lid up, whilst the other drops the zip whilst the other holds the equipment, God help us all.

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 Post Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2017 7:56 am 
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One of the best, if not the best heartfelt posts ever seen on The Wolf.

Raw emotion drips from every line. Putting aside the self loathing so prominent on this site, this post stands as an icon, a banner for us all to stand under. Never mind politics, get your knob out boys. It's now or never.

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 Post Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 3:43 pm 
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not to piss on your chips Mr Ex Copper but didn't it say soft closing? so as not to create a penis fly trap?

self closing seats can, and rightly so, fuck right off.

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 Post Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 5:08 pm 
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What you do Rozza is start the lid closing and see if you can complete the flow before it blocks you. If you can't then Mrs R cleans up the resulting mess. Easy. I will look out for the case in the divorce courts.

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