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 Post Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2014 7:01 am 
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What is it with some lads who don't have the foggiest how to aim there piss, I mean we all have off days from time to time where it sprays all over the place, but living in a place where I'm sharing a toilet and I'm hungover to hell, I've had a dodgy takeaway and I haven't got time to faff around and wipe the toilet seat over, the bomb is about to explode man!

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 Post subject: Re: Toilet seats
 Post Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2014 2:59 pm 
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Remove it. If it's an all fella household and the lazy fuckets can't be arsed to lift it, remove it.
It's actually not too bad sitting on the crapper rim, obviously a bit colder, but you're a mon and yo con andle it.


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 Post subject: Re: Toilet seats
 Post Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2014 11:57 am 
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Gen Wolf wrote:
Remove it. If it's an all fella household and the lazy fuckets can't be arsed to lift it, remove it.
It's actually not too bad sitting on the crapper rim, obviously a bit colder, but you're a mon and yo con andle it.


In those former communist communal apartments where a family would live in each room and share a kitchen, bathroom and toilet, each family had their own loo seat hung up on a nail in front of the loo door. Way to go Mike, get your own loo seat.

When you have to clean your own loo inside and out and around it, you become more careful. I don't know what it is about blokes - I wake up with a morning stiffy needing to relieve myself then, I sit down to ensure that it goes where it is meant to go.

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 Post subject: Re: Toilet seats
 Post Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2014 1:49 pm 
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Moscow Wolf wrote:
Gen Wolf wrote:
Remove it. If it's an all fella household and the lazy fuckets can't be arsed to lift it, remove it.
It's actually not too bad sitting on the crapper rim, obviously a bit colder, but you're a mon and yo con andle it.


In those former communist communal apartments where a family would live in each room and share a kitchen, bathroom and toilet, each family had their own loo seat hung up on a nail in front of the loo door. Way to go Mike, get your own loo seat.

When you have to clean your own loo inside and out and around it, you become more careful. I don't know what it is about blokes - I wake up with a morning stiffy needing to relieve myself then, I sit down to ensure that it goes where it is meant to go.


Didn't Kenneth Williams have his own bog seat? Moscow, you're not supposed to pop them blue pills like smarties.

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 Post subject: Re: Toilet seats
 Post Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2014 8:04 pm 
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must say I love a sit down piss,always have done and always will.

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 Post Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2014 9:46 pm 
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brian laws bus ride wrote:
must say I love a sit down piss,always have done and always will.


And I love to indulge in a stand up shit, once in a while. It's sooooooooo much different.

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 Post subject: Re: Toilet seats
 Post Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2014 11:58 pm 
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Embers wrote:
brian laws bus ride wrote:
must say I love a sit down piss,always have done and always will.


And I love to indulge in a stand up shit, once in a while. It's sooooooooo much different.



ain,t those both traits from women.......... :lol:


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 Post Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2014 9:38 am 
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Embers wrote:
brian laws bus ride wrote:
must say I love a sit down piss,always have done and always will.


And I love to indulge in a stand up shit, once in a while. It's sooooooooo much different.

I've always wanted to try that thing where you lie on a skateboard or similar and inch yourself along while you deposit a brown trout. Apparantly, with practice you can do really long ones. Move too fast though and it will break!

A new Olympic event maybe?


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 Post Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2014 10:20 am 
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hugh jarse wrote:
Embers wrote:
brian laws bus ride wrote:
must say I love a sit down piss,always have done and always will.


And I love to indulge in a stand up shit, once in a while. It's sooooooooo much different.

I've always wanted to try that thing where you lie on a skateboard or similar and inch yourself along while you deposit a brown trout. Apparantly, with practice you can do really long ones. Move too fast though and it will break!

A new Olympic event maybe?


I would pay good money to watch that. I haven't Googled it, but there must be an alternative Olympics. Thinking about it, there must be a Pornographic Olympics. I would like to carry the torch for that one, I would be honoured.

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 Post subject: Re: Toilet seats
 Post Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2014 7:31 pm 
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Some of you lot are WEIRD. A good shit is something that should be done as quickly as possible and the evidence flushed or buried post-haste. Many a good soldier was shot in the Thunder Box so standing up al-fresco ain't recommended in my book plus, turd has a good chance of ending up in the crotch of your trousers or down the top of your Wellington boot.

Using these Muslim/Turkish hole in the ceramic base plate with two foot hold toilets is bad enough, I prefer to sit my posterior on a supporting base rather than hovering in a stoop like stance Bitch killing the weeds.

Why ANYONE would want to unload their bowels whilst scooting along on a skateboard is really beyond my realm of imagination. WTF is wrong with YOU. :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Toilet seats
 Post Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2014 2:42 pm 
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I regularly close the toilets in my building cus the fookers insist on standing (and breaking) the bog seats.

Cultural thing.

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we also had folk who would stand on the bog seat leaving huge great big boot marks all over them,and there was the big fat knacker who would shit like a splatter gun leaving a perfect template of the inside of his arse cheeks on the seat.

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 Post subject: Re: Toilet seats
 Post Posted: Wed May 14, 2014 11:25 pm 
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I share this frustration haha...

Every time I wanna dump at Uni some spotty frog has water pistolled all over the fucking seat.

Use the fucking urinals.


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 Post Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 6:53 pm 
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chrissygreen wrote:
I share this frustration haha...

Every time I wanna dump at Uni I use the fucking urinals.


Bit of sport for the next inline, trying to wash a Dougie Hurd away, bit like chasing a tab down the gulley....


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 Post subject: Re: Toilet seats
 Post Posted: Fri May 01, 2015 12:50 pm 
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Moscow Wolf wrote:
Some of you lot are WEIRD. A good shit is something that should be done as quickly as possible and the evidence flushed or buried post-haste. Many a good soldier was shot in the Thunder Box so standing up al-fresco ain't recommended in my book plus, turd has a good chance of ending up in the crotch of your trousers or down the top of your Wellington boot.

Using these Muslim/Turkish hole in the ceramic base plate with two foot hold toilets is bad enough, I prefer to sit my posterior on a supporting base rather than hovering in a stoop like stance Bitch killing the weeds.

Why ANYONE would want to unload their bowels whilst scooting along on a skateboard is really beyond my realm of imagination. WTF is wrong with YOU. :lol:

I suspect nobody took up the challenge... although there was that train cancelled not so long back.....

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 Post subject: Re: Toilet seats
 Post Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2015 5:11 pm 
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A bit bogged down this thread aye it!.......just thought I'd report 2 ENORMOUS Dougies outside my neighbours house this morning..... wolf alter.... I kid you not!

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lucca wolf wrote:
A bit bogged down this thread aye it!.......just thought I'd report 2 ENORMOUS Dougies outside my neighbours house this morning..... wolf alter.... I kid you not!


Maybe his bog is bost.

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 Post Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2015 9:36 am 
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Anyway....to avoid inconvenience people should be encouraged to carry their own personal bog seat around with them at all times.

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