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Sunday, twas a lovely sunny day, and at 7pm, perfect for sitting on the patio, enjoying a refreshing glass or two, in the evening sunshine. Cue the selfish spotty frog over the back who decides to burn all his garden cuttings. I looked over the fence to see what the stupid twat was doing, and there he was with his bonfire on the go but with a series of buckets on standby. Now, either these were to put the fire out, or add fuel to it. Either way, I wish the selfish bastard had tripped and fallen head first in to his fire, instead of filling the fresh evening air, with billious clouds of smoke, and everyone having to close their doors and windows. I hope his neighbours day have the washing out, we got ours in before the shit-bag decided to ruin everyone's evening :evil:

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There's always some unthinking selfish pratt who fails to put his brain in gear.

You really have to think of early morning retribution/retaliation whenever they do such things.
Wake the bastard up at five am, then five fifteen, five thirty, five forty five and so on, every time he pulls these stunts. Fuck em.

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knocker knowles wrote:
There's always some unthinking selfish pratt who fails to put his brain in gear.

You really have to think of early morning retribution/retaliation whenever they do such things.
Wake the bastard up at five am, then five fifteen, five thirty, five forty five and so on, every time he pulls these stunts. Fuck em.


How the **** did you know embers is sleeping with him :shock:

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There's always some unthinking selfish pratt who fails to put his brain in gear.

You really have to think of early morning retribution/retaliation whenever they do such things.
Wake the bastard up at five am, then five fifteen, five thirty, five forty five and so on, every time he pulls these stunts. Fuck em.


How the **** did you know embers is sleeping with him :shock:


Tsk, tsk. I'm not in to 70 year old Indian men.

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Do you speak to this Indian bloke or does his culture take him away from what were old school values?

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Do you speak to this Indian bloke or does his culture take him away from what were old school values?


Not really, although he'd thrown one of Joe's balls back the previous day, maybe as a peace offering!

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Do you speak to this Indian bloke or does his culture take him away from what were old school values?


Not really, although he'd thrown one of Joe's balls back the previous day, maybe as a peace offering!


I hope Joe's not in pain, did he catch his testicles on the fence, poor lad.

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Do you speak to this Indian bloke or does his culture take him away from what were old school values?


Not really, although he'd thrown one of Joe's balls back the previous day, maybe as a peace offering!


I hope Joe's not in pain, did he catch his testicles on the fence, poor lad.


He's only 10, they ay dropped yet!

Latest news...the fucker was burning again last night, whilst I was out, thankfully.

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Sure he's not burning the dead?

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Must be his Vote Labour posters

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Must be his Vote Labour posters


That really is an unwarranted nasty comment on so many levels.

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Sure he's not burning the dead?



Must be his Vote Labour posters


That really is an unwarranted nasty comment on so many levels.
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As Embers neighbour is of Indian descent I'm assuming he's familiar with Hindu funeral rites and practices. Can't see where the burning vote labour comes in.

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As Embers neighbour is of Indian descent I'm assuming he's familiar with Hindu funeral rites and practices. Can't see where the burning vote labour comes in.


I would say given that Indians are very hard working he has done right nice for himself and the burning of the Labour posters is because he votes conservative.
Maybe because kk on this board is a frequent "labour Poster" maybe he took offence that it was him up in smoke :shock:

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As Embers neighbour is of Indian descent I'm assuming he's familiar with Hindu funeral rites and practices. Can't see where the burning vote labour comes in.


I would say given that Indians are very hard working he has done right nice for himself and the burning of the Labour posters is because he votes conservative.
Maybe because kk on this board is a frequent "labour Poster" maybe he took offence that it was him up in smoke :shock:


Interesting. When I was a kid I always respected the Sikhs in Wolvo. Hard working proud men. However, here in Honkers, another story. During the war, the Sikhs in the police collaborated with the Japs, the lads of Muslim backgrounds did not. Locals hung the Sikhs from lampposts at the end, and they have never really recovered the trust. Odd world

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Yes they looked after my late Grandad and he was always safe in Park Village,cross the cannock road however and it was a different story.

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I remember Bob Marley singing "Burnin' inner Luton tonight"......I may have misheard though!

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Embers wrote:
Sunday, twas a lovely sunny day, and at 7pm, perfect for sitting on the patio, enjoying a refreshing glass or two, in the evening sunshine. Cue the selfish spotty frog over the back who decides to burn all his garden cuttings. I looked over the fence to see what the stupid twat was doing, and there he was with his bonfire on the go but with a series of buckets on standby. Now, either these were to put the fire out, or add fuel to it. Either way, I wish the selfish bastard had tripped and fallen head first in to his fire, instead of filling the fresh evening air, with billious clouds of smoke, and everyone having to close their doors and windows. I hope his neighbours day have the washing out, we got ours in before the shit-bag decided to ruin everyone's evening :evil:


Next time he does it, get your hose out and squirt it all over the feckin' thing and tell him that he's spoiling your BBQ...and if he wants to come around to join you he can bring some meat with him to cook with your beef. He won't take you up on your offer but at least he can't say you weren't being friendly. :mrgreen:

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Sunday, twas a lovely sunny day, and at 7pm, perfect for sitting on the patio, enjoying a refreshing glass or two, in the evening sunshine. Cue the selfish spotty frog over the back who decides to burn all his garden cuttings. I looked over the fence to see what the stupid twat was doing, and there he was with his bonfire on the go but with a series of buckets on standby. Now, either these were to put the fire out, or add fuel to it. Either way, I wish the selfish bastard had tripped and fallen head first in to his fire, instead of filling the fresh evening air, with billious clouds of smoke, and everyone having to close their doors and windows. I hope his neighbours day have the washing out, we got ours in before the shit-bag decided to ruin everyone's evening :evil:


Next time he does it, get your hose out and squirt it all over the feckin' thing and tell him that he's spoiling your BBQ...and if he wants to come around to join you he can bring some meat with him to cook with your beef. He won't take you up on your offer but at least he can't say you weren't being friendly. :mrgreen:


Maybe I should just piss over the fence.

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Sunday, twas a lovely sunny day, and at 7pm, perfect for sitting on the patio, enjoying a refreshing glass or two, in the evening sunshine. Cue the selfish spotty frog over the back who decides to burn all his garden cuttings. I looked over the fence to see what the stupid twat was doing, and there he was with his bonfire on the go but with a series of buckets on standby. Now, either these were to put the fire out, or add fuel to it. Either way, I wish the selfish bastard had tripped and fallen head first in to his fire, instead of filling the fresh evening air, with billious clouds of smoke, and everyone having to close their doors and windows. I hope his neighbours day have the washing out, we got ours in before the shit-bag decided to ruin everyone's evening :evil:


Next time he does it, get your hose out and squirt it all over the feckin' thing and tell him that he's spoiling your BBQ...and if he wants to come around to join you he can bring some meat with him to cook with your beef. He won't take you up on your offer but at least he can't say you weren't being friendly. :mrgreen:


Maybe I should just piss over the fence.


Can't you fookin read Embers, SEL clearly wrote, 'Get Your Hose Out and Squirt it'. :wink:

I reckon your back bedroom window would give you improved height firing angles and options with your aim. Get the Missus to give you a hand and you might be able to fire a dollop across the fence too. :lol:

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