Register    Login    Forum    Search    FAQ

Board index » MEMBERS LOUNGE » Fun and Games




Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 2 posts ] 

Share On:

Author Message
 Post Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 9:45 pm 
Offline
Assistant Manager
Assistant Manager
User avatar

Joined: Thu Dec 17, 2009 3:35 pm
Posts: 2765
Location: Newent- Glos
There is a school reunion for the class of '77.
Four middle aged former schoolpals meet up.
One goes off to the loo, and to fill the time
the remaining three begin talking about how
succesful their respective sons have been.
First man : My son started at the very bottom
of his company, did all his business exams and
worked his way to the managing directors job.
And he now earns enough to buy his best friend
a 100,000 pound sports car, as a birthday present.
Man two : Well, my son started working at an
airline, became a pilot, made some good investments
and ended up buying the airline. He recently sold it
for millions, and he recently bought his best friend
a private jet for his birthday.
Man three : My lad left school with no qualifications
started labouring on a building site, learned a trade,
worked hard, now he owns several building firms.
Funny enough it was his best friends birthday recently,
my son gave him a mansion he had recently renovated.
Just then the fourth man returned from the loo.
"What have you lot been talking about ?" he asked.
They told him then one of them asked him.
"What does your son do for a living ?"
"He's a stripper in a private members gay lap dancing club"
They were shocked.
"You must be so ashamed" said one.
"Not really", he replied," he is very popular, just recently it was
his birthday and three of his best customers bought him
a sportscar, a private jet and a mansion."

_________________
I like music in the dressing room - Football is a party not a prison.
Lius Enrique


Top 
 Profile  
 
Share on Facebook Facebook Share on Twitter Twitter
 Post subject:
 Post Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 1:34 pm 
Offline
Manager
Manager
User avatar

Joined: Fri Feb 20, 2004 12:10 pm
Posts: 20829
Location: 10% tax island
that old chestnut still makes me smirk :wink:

_________________
http://www.statto.com/football/stats/en ... time-table


Wolverhampton Wanderers, the Beatles of football!


Top 
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
 
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 2 posts ] 

Board index » MEMBERS LOUNGE » Fun and Games


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 4 guests

 
 

 
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  

The Wolf will always be free to its members, but if you feel you would like to contribute towards the running costs, than please feel free to donate.

 

 

Disclaimer : This forum is for the general discussion/topic of Wolverhampton Wanderers. What is said within the forum is personal opinions, and The Wolf will not be held responsible. Your ip is logged for security reasons. The forum is viewable by the public and any topics you disclose/discuss can be viewed by the public. Some topics on this forum may only be suitable for those aged 18+.