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 Post Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 2:18 pm 
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Richard Diagence done three of my favourites, can you do anymore


Old mother hubbard
went to her cupboard
to fetch her poor doggy a bone
but when she bent over
up popped rover
and gave her a bone of his own.



sing a song of sixpence
a pocket full of rye
four and twenty blackbirds
baked in a pie
when the pie was opened
a shrivelled blackbird sat
saying "alright lad a jokes a joke, what rotten sod did that"



ding dong bell
pussy down a well
how can you tell
by the bleeding awful smell
who let it out
little tommy trout
then he had a sniff
and he thru him in again
down went the rope
down went the bucket
down went the cat
and he shouted "Fuck it".

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that first one is judge dread i believe.

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whelp wrote:
that first one is judge dread i believe.

Digence done it when I saw him in the late 80's and he said it was original, but I could be wrong...

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The one I remember which may also have been Richard Digence went something like:

Mary had a little skirt
With splits right up the sides
when she sat and crossed her legs
the lads could see her thighs

She also had another skirt
which split right up the front
when she wore it once to school
the lads could see - that she wore a nice sensible pair of woolly knickers underneath.


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icelandicwolf wrote:
whelp wrote:
that first one is judge dread i believe.

Digence done it when I saw him in the late 80's and he said it was original, but I could be wrong...


Its from big seven. Quite a few nursery rhyme parodies in it.

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whelp wrote:
icelandicwolf wrote:
whelp wrote:
that first one is judge dread i believe.

Digence done it when I saw him in the late 80's and he said it was original, but I could be wrong...


Its from big seven. Quite a few nursery rhyme parodies in it.


Ay Ay diddy dum day :D

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wolvessupportersfc wrote:
whelp wrote:
icelandicwolf wrote:
whelp wrote:
that first one is judge dread i believe.

Digence done it when I saw him in the late 80's and he said it was original, but I could be wrong...


Its from big seven. Quite a few nursery rhyme parodies in it.


Ay Ay diddy dum day :D


eye eye eyer!

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whelp wrote:
wolvessupportersfc wrote:
whelp wrote:
icelandicwolf wrote:
whelp wrote:
that first one is judge dread i believe.

Digence done it when I saw him in the late 80's and he said it was original, but I could be wrong...


Its from big seven. Quite a few nursery rhyme parodies in it.


Ay Ay diddy dum day :D


eye eye eyer!


Classic! :lol:

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wolvessupportersfc wrote:
whelp wrote:
wolvessupportersfc wrote:
whelp wrote:
icelandicwolf wrote:
whelp wrote:
that first one is judge dread i believe.

Digence done it when I saw him in the late 80's and he said it was original, but I could be wrong...


Its from big seven. Quite a few nursery rhyme parodies in it.


Ay Ay diddy dum day :D


eye eye eyer!


Classic! :lol:


got a cd with that on in the car, Ska Fever!

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Mary had a little lamb,
Its fleece was white as snow.
She pimped it out to lonely men
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mary had a little lamb
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