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 Post subject: male or female
 Post Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 6:17 pm 
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REEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in...but you can see right through them.



PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off...it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed...but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.



TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.


HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object... because to get them to go anywhere.....you have to light a fire under their arse..


SPONGES: These are female...because they are soft......squeezable and retain water.


WEB PAGES:
Female...because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.


TRAINS: Definitely male... because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.



EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because....over time...all the weight shifts to the bottom.



HAMMERS: Male.... because in the last 5000 years.....they've hardly changed at all...and are occasionally handy to have around.



THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male....but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it...and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push...he just keeps trying!

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