THE WOLF

Just a reminder to those who stole electrical goods in last years riots............Your one year manufacturers warranty has expired.

When the Pope toured Ireland he was asked if he would like to see County Down?..... He said "It's not the same once Carol Vorderman left."


Ally McCoist is to take up a job offer with Sky TV. which has a better salary than he gets at Glasgow Rangers. Ally has told a press conference that he is really exited and looks forward to the challenge as he has never fitted a satellite dish before.


Hi, I'm in A & E. Just a quick word of warning, the Dyson Ball Cleaner is not what you think.


All men are seduced into believing they're marrying nymphomaniacs. The great problem is, after a few years the nympho leaves but the maniac stays.


An American walks into an Irish pub and says, "I'll give 500 dollars if they can drink 10 pints of Guinness in 10 minutes. Most people just ignore the absurd bet and go back to their conversations. One man even leaves the bar. A little while later the bloke that left comes back and asks the American "Is that bet still on?" "Sure replies the American. So the bartender lines up 10 Guinness on the bar and the Irishman drinks them in less than 10 minutes. As the American hands over the money he asks, "Where did you go when you just left?" The Irishman answers, "I went next door to the other pub to see if I could do it."


A bloke walks into Waterston's bookshop and asks "Have you got that book on small penises?" the assistant replies, "Its not in yet." "That's the one" he says.

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Wolverhampton Wanderers, the Beatles of football!