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 Post Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2012 12:56 am 
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A few random jokes people keep sending me:

If there was a competition for saggy tits, my wife would beat everyone.

In fact, she'd wipe the floor with them.

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My son said, "Dad, I've got something important to tell you... I'm coming out of the closet."

I slapped him round the back of the head.

"Why can't you accept me for who I am?" he screamed.

"I don't care if you're gay," I said, "just don't talk like a fucking Yank. It's a cupboard, not a closet."

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I told my boss I was handing in my gun and badge today.

"Fucking hell Pete," he said. "You're only a security guard, why the hell have you got a gun?"

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After Shagging Cheryl Cole yesterday, I think there are two things you should know...

First, her fanny is tight as fuck, a real struggle to get in.

Second the staff at Madame Tussauds are miserable fuckers with no sense of humour.

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 Post subject: Re: Few jokes
 Post Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2012 4:24 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Few jokes
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My missus went to the Doctors today as she had found a hard bony lump under each of her breasts.

The Doctor examined her and said "Them lumps are your knees you fat coont"

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