Few jokes
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Author:  Mike_wolf [ Fri Sep 28, 2012 12:56 am ]
Post subject:  Few jokes

A few random jokes people keep sending me:

If there was a competition for saggy tits, my wife would beat everyone.

In fact, she'd wipe the floor with them.


My son said, "Dad, I've got something important to tell you... I'm coming out of the closet."

I slapped him round the back of the head.

"Why can't you accept me for who I am?" he screamed.

"I don't care if you're gay," I said, "just don't talk like a fucking Yank. It's a cupboard, not a closet."


I told my boss I was handing in my gun and badge today.

"Fucking hell Pete," he said. "You're only a security guard, why the hell have you got a gun?"


After Shagging Cheryl Cole yesterday, I think there are two things you should know...

First, her fanny is tight as fuck, a real struggle to get in.

Second the staff at Madame Tussauds are miserable fuckers with no sense of humour.

Author:  shorey69 [ Fri Sep 28, 2012 4:24 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Few jokes


Author:  Rozza [ Fri Sep 28, 2012 5:07 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Few jokes

My missus went to the Doctors today as she had found a hard bony lump under each of her breasts.

The Doctor examined her and said "Them lumps are your knees you fat coont"

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