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 Post Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 7:13 pm 
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Even though he only had one tattoo, she yearned for him to fill those lonely hours between Jeremy Kyle and Loose Women. As he approached with those pasty white arms hanging out of his Gola vest, his smile told her it was benefit day and her Velour tracksuit would be hanging from the lampshade tonight. As she stood in line at the Jobcentre thinking of reasons why she couldn't work, a sweet smell drifted past her pig like nostrils. It was a mixture of weed, BO and Lynx. She turned around and there was Dwayne. Their eyes met and he was soon lifting her onto the bins behind Iceland. He tied his staffy to the lampost at the top of the alley. There was a tramp watching, but that just added to the mystery. From that moment, she knew her life would never be the same again.....

50 Shades Of oldbury.

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