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 Post Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 8:02 pm 
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Dear Nutty and Kat

Help.

I have fallen madly in love with 2 different women and I don't know how to win them over or even how to choose between them.

One of them often visits old haunts of mine (about 10 years later) and is very feline the other one seems to be cracking, rib tickling good fun and I think she likes nuts. They both seem to enjoy having a laugh with me (or at least at me) but I can't understand why they don't just fall for my considerable charms. I have a bath at least twice a year and the Old Spice aftershave I bought in 1969 still smells ok to me.

How can I get them to notice me and which one should I choose?


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 Post subject: Re: 2 women
 Post Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 8:19 pm 
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Dear Nutty and Kat

Help.

I have fallen madly in love with 2 different women and I don't know how to win them over or even how to choose between them.

One of them often visits old haunts of mine (about 10 years later) and is very feline the other one seems to be cracking, rib tickling good fun and I think she likes nuts. They both seem to enjoy having a laugh with me (or at least at me) but I can't understand why they don't just fall for my considerable charms. I have a bath at least twice a year and the Old Spice aftershave I bought in 1969 still smells ok to me.

How can I get them to notice me and which one should I choose?


If I was you, I'd blend the Nuts in with the Old Spice and drink it. :wink:

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 Post subject: Re: 2 women
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Left back wrote:
Dear Nutty and Kat

Help.

I have fallen madly in love with 2 different women and I don't know how to win them over or even how to choose between them.

One of them often visits old haunts of mine (about 10 years later) and is very feline the other one seems to be cracking, rib tickling good fun and I think she likes nuts. They both seem to enjoy having a laugh with me (or at least at me) but I can't understand why they don't just fall for my considerable charms. I have a bath at least twice a year and the Old Spice aftershave I bought in 1969 still smells ok to me.

How can I get them to notice me and which one should I choose?


I understand they have fallen, LB.

Kat spilled half a can of lager in the process (over her monitor and keyboard) and Nutty cracked a rib.

That's the effect you've had on them. Keep it up (at your peril). :lol:

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Moscow Wolf wrote:

If I was you, I'd blend the Nuts in with the Old Spice and drink it. :wink:



Fantastic! That's the best drink I've had since my gran slipped me half of her advocaat one christmas.


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SELWolf wrote:
. Keep it up (at your peril). :lol:



Do you think I'm in trouble then?
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Cant wait to see the pictures they promised..........ooops...i wasnt meant to tell you that :oops: :oops:

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You'd have to define "trouble" LB.

Some might see it that way but others would happy to be in your position. One man's loss is another's gain.

Play your cards right and keep your nose clean is my advice. :wink:



























Oh and don't shit on your own doorstep. :roll:

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Dear LB I am glad you came here for advice, nutty and I have a unique way of dealing with menfolk's problems 8)


I do think that in your efforts to pursue these loose women, you should be considering the feelings of Mrs LB

Now unless I am wrong (and I never am) Your future problems could consist of a broken neck, a fair few cracked ribs, and a few pains in the nether regions :shock:

Please reconsider pursuing something you just cant have :lol:

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katana wrote:
Dear LB I am glad you came here for advice, nutty and I have a unique way of dealing with menfolk's problems 8)


I do think that in your efforts to pursue these loose women, you should be considering the feelings of Mrs LB

Now unless I am wrong (and I never am) Your future problems could consist of a broken neck, a fair few cracked ribs, and a few pains in the nether regions :shock: Please reconsider pursuing something you just cant have :lol:



Wow! That's brilliant Kat - more more :wink: :wink:

By the way SEL you were right.


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Just had a text from Nutty she has had some great news, she is so happy and is on the piss.

She said she will be dealing with all the tossers personally tomorrow.


So its up to I like Wedding Cake Kat to help you with your problems tonight.. :D

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Just had a text from Nutty she has had some great news, she is so happy and is on the piss.

She said she will be dealing with all the tossers personally tomorrow.


So its up to I like Wedding Cake Kat to help you with your problems tonight.. :D


You're the only Problem and Tosser in here Doc! :wink:

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DR THROTTLE wrote:
Just had a text from Nutty she has had some great news, she is so happy and is on the piss.

She said she will be dealing with all the tossers personally tomorrow.


So its up to I like Wedding Cake Kat to help you with your problems tonight.. :D


Excuse me doc?


I have never had a f*cking wedding cake in my life I will have you know

Conventional weddings just aint my style :lol:

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Ok.........LB, things are not always what they seem........

As you're happily shacked up with MRS LB, as my colleague said, whats the point in pursuing nothing more than a lust filled whim.........

Folk who are amusing are often shy and sensitive in reality......

But cats never shit on their own garden and can lick their own arse.....
Hope this helps you decide.....xx


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Well I sure aint the sensitive one so I presume I will be licking my arse again :lol:

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Well I sure aint the sensitive one so I presume I will be licking my arse again :lol:


Wolves can also lick their own balls, but they shouldn't have too. :roll:

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nuttymate wrote:
Ok.........LB, things are not always what they seem........

As you're happily shacked up with MRS LB, as my colleague said, whats the point in pursuing nothing more than a lust filled whim.........

Folk who are amusing are often shy and sensitive in reality......

But cats never shit on their own garden and can lick their own arse.....
Hope this helps you decide.....xx


That is certainly a big help oh sensitive one. As for Mrs LB she keeps asking me what I'm doing on here - er, just coming dear.


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nuttymate wrote:
Ok.........LB, things are not always what they seem........

As you're happily shacked up with MRS LB, as my colleague said, whats the point in pursuing nothing more than a lust filled whim.........

Folk who are amusing are often shy and sensitive in reality......

But cats never shit on their own garden and can lick their own arse.....
Hope this helps you decide.....xx


That is certainly a big help oh sensitive one. As for Mrs LB she keeps asking me what I'm doing on here - er, just coming dear.


At least you have no problems in that area then......... :wink:


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Ok.........LB, things are not always what they seem........

As you're happily shacked up with MRS LB, as my colleague said, whats the point in pursuing nothing more than a lust filled whim.........

Folk who are amusing are often shy and sensitive in reality......

But cats never shit on their own garden and can lick their own arse.....
Hope this helps you decide.....xx


That is certainly a big help oh sensitive one. As for Mrs LB she keeps asking me what I'm doing on here - er, just coming dear.


At least you have no problems in that area then......... :wink:



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