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Should i do it from the tip to the scrotum? or from the tip to the pelvic bone? )you can push the skin in there) :roll:
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..PS the reason for anonymous is i'm a little shy :oops: so if you Ladies need to know my name before answering, let me know and i will PM you :oops:

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Should i do it from the tip to the scrotum? or from the tip to the pelvic bone? )you can push the skin in there) :roll:
signed: Anonymous"..
..PS the reason for anonymous is i'm a little shy :oops: so if you Ladies need to know my name before answering, let me know and i will PM you :oops:


i think you should grow one before you try to measure it. :D

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Measure it along its longest side and then add a few inches :lol:

I am sure geeps n jack will be here soon to assist you with the exact details of what to do 8)

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Should i do it from the tip to the scrotum? or from the tip to the pelvic bone? )you can push the skin in there) :roll:
signed: Anonymous"..
..PS the reason for anonymous is i'm a little shy :oops: so if you Ladies need to know my name before answering, let me know and i will PM you :oops:


i think you should grow one before you try to measure it. :D


You measure a penis by standing you against a wall and seeing how tall you are. You'll get the size of a right dick then.

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My ruler is only a foot long. What do I use to make the mark for moving it on. :roll:


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A woman told me once that if I wanted to go out with her, I would have to have a 12 inch penis. So I told her to forget it.

I'm not getting 6 inches taken off my old fella for any woman! :lol:

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well if its smithy your measuring just from his feet to his head mate

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What an amusing thread........ :lol:

To Mr Anonymous...(Squeaks)....Kat has a special gadget with which she measures erectile tissue....as of course this is the only measurement that counts...so she really needs to take you in hand.....(another reason for a holiday)

Even small organs can play in big cathedrals......... :wink:


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squeaky wrote:
Should i do it from the tip to the scrotum? or from the tip to the pelvic bone? )you can push the skin in there) :roll:
signed: Anonymous"..
..PS the reason for anonymous is i'm a little shy :oops: so if you Ladies need to know my name before answering, let me know and i will PM you :oops:


Anonimous.....your barking up the wrong tree ,all you need is a small mouth toad.........................or a bull frog of course!!! :wink:

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Should i do it from the tip to the scrotum? or from the tip to the pelvic bone? )you can push the skin in there) :roll:
signed: Anonymous"..
..PS the reason for anonymous is i'm a little shy :oops: so if you Ladies need to know my name before answering, let me know and i will PM you :oops:


Anonimous.....your barking up the wrong tree ,all you need is a small mouth toad.........................or a bull frog of course!!! :wink:


Strewth Wolfman..........I'm sending the RSPCA straight round to yours.... :?


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squeaky wrote:
Should i do it from the tip to the scrotum? or from the tip to the pelvic bone? )you can push the skin in there) :roll:
signed: Anonymous"..
..PS the reason for anonymous is i'm a little shy :oops: so if you Ladies need to know my name before answering, let me know and i will PM you :oops:


Anonimous.....your barking up the wrong tree ,all you need is a small mouth toad.........................or a bull frog of course!!! :wink:


Strewth Wolfman..........I'm sending the RSPCA straight round to yours.... :?


Make sure they send a lady. :wink:

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What an amusing thread........ :lol:

To Mr Anonymous...(Squeaks)....Kat has a special gadget with which she measures erectile tissue....as of course this is the only measurement that counts...so she really needs to take you in hand.....(another reason for a holiday)

Even small organs can play in big cathedrals......... :wink:


I don't believe it :shock: what makes you think it's my thread Nutty :oops: what gave me away :?

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squeaky wrote:
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What an amusing thread........ :lol:

To Mr Anonymous...(Squeaks)....Kat has a special gadget with which she measures erectile tissue....as of course this is the only measurement that counts...so she really needs to take you in hand.....(another reason for a holiday)

Even small organs can play in big cathedrals......... :wink:


I don't believe it :shock: what makes you think it's my thread Nutty :oops: what gave me away :?


Think you picked up the tassie accent mate 8)

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What an amusing thread........ :lol:

To Mr Anonymous...(Squeaks)....Kat has a special gadget with which she measures erectile tissue....as of course this is the only measurement that counts...so she really needs to take you in hand.....(another reason for a holiday)

Even small organs can play in big cathedrals......... :wink:


I don't believe it :shock: what makes you think it's my thread Nutty :oops: what gave me away :?


Because Squeaks.....you're probably the only bloke on here who would be concerned about satisfying his lady :wink:
As I said...you're a sweetie..... :wink:

Anyway...I'm not the one to ask about little pricks...ask Doc Thru.............


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What an amusing thread........ :lol:

To Mr Anonymous...(Squeaks)....Kat has a special gadget with which she measures erectile tissue....as of course this is the only measurement that counts...so she really needs to take you in hand.....(another reason for a holiday)

Even small organs can play in big cathedrals......... :wink:


I don't believe it :shock: what makes you think it's my thread Nutty :oops: what gave me away :?


Because Squeaks.....you're probably the only bloke on here who would be concerned about satisfying his lady :wink:
As I said...you're a sweetie..... :wink:

Anyway...I'm not the one to ask about little pricks...ask Doc Thru.............


LOL :lol: Think i may have given you the wrong impression Nutty :wink:

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nuttymate wrote:
What an amusing thread........ :lol:

To Mr Anonymous...(Squeaks)....Kat has a special gadget with which she measures erectile tissue....as of course this is the only measurement that counts...so she really needs to take you in hand.....(another reason for a holiday)

Even small organs can play in big cathedrals......... :wink:


Cough choke.............. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

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What an amusing thread........ :lol:

To Mr Anonymous...(Squeaks)....Kat has a special gadget with which she measures erectile tissue....as of course this is the only measurement that counts...so she really needs to take you in hand.....(another reason for a holiday)

Even small organs can play in big cathedrals......... :wink:


Cough choke.............. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:


It's hard too take all of this in at one go :oops:

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It's hard too take all of this in at one go :oops:


Bloody hell Squeaks....its been a while since I said that..... :cry:


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Thats what the actress said to the bishop innit? :roll:

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It's hard too take all of this in at one go :oops:


Bloody hell Squeaks....its been a while since I said that..... :cry:


Rivet,rivet :D :D :D :wink:

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The only thing that is not taxed yet is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts.


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The only thing that is not taxed yet is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts.


LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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If your an Albion fan it is much easier, just measure it from the tip to where it meets your forehead between your eyes 8)

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If your an Albion fan it is much easier, just measure it from the tip to where it meets your forehead between your eyes 8)


LMFAO! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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If your an Albion fan it is much easier, just measure it from the tip to where it meets your forehead between your eyes 8)


PMSL :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Once women have had kids there expectation gets bigger, due to the tugging of pulling a baby through such a small hole.

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"Theres a rumour going around that you have got a gigantic dick"

I said " I know I started it"

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Once women have had kids there expectation gets bigger, due to the tugging of pulling a baby through such a small hole.

This bird said to me once,
"Theres a rumour going around that you have got a gigantic dick"

I said " I know I started it"


Doc that contradicts what Nutty inferred a few posts ago :roll: .."Now it's really hard to understand :oops: "

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