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 Post subject: I need to lose 2 stone.
 Post Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 8:23 pm 
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Yes ,2 stone,28 pounds,thousands of grammes or what ever it comes to.I used to be in quite good nick until a few years ago,once i hit 30 years of age i went downhill faster than that ugly skiing fella ,penguin Eddie or what ever his name was.
I was asked to run a marathon and I said no chance.
Then I was told it was for spastic and blind kids and I thought "Fuck it. I could win that"

How long should it take me to lose the excess?? Im going to start excercising tomorrow,only slowly at first.Perhaps a couple of sit ups every day,bend over and touch my toes,sorry i mean kneecaps every morning .


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Dont worry sal....you should be in good shape by say...ummmmm the 2012 olympics? :lol:

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katana wrote:
Dont worry sal....you should be in good shape by say...ummmmm the 2012 olympics? :lol:












I was kind of expecting a healthy menu and excercise plan off you regarding help. :wink:
I wanted to lose it for christmas 2007 not 2012.


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Aunt Sally wrote:
katana wrote:
Dont worry sal....you should be in good shape by say...ummmmm the 2012 olympics? :lol:












I was kind of expecting a healthy menu and excercise plan off you regarding help. :wink:
I wanted to lose it for christmas 2007 not 2012.



You'll need to try the quick way then. Don't eat anything between now and Christmas.


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That's no problem then-

Xmas 100 days away therefore 28lbs/100days = 4oz (approx) per day.

4oz per day = 1 x decent shit!

I'm no maths genius but I think I'm about right with that.

therefore if X = turd Y = oz

X x Y x 100 = 2 stones (approx)



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SteveT wrote:
That's no problem then-

Xmas 100 days away therefore 28lbs/100days = 4oz (approx) per day.

4oz per day = 1 x decent shit!

I'm no maths genius but I think I'm about right with that.

therefore if X = turd Y = oz

X x Y x 100 = 2 stones (approx)



SteveT


Cough....I always said Steve was a potential mathematician :roll:

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Aunt Sally wrote:
katana wrote:
Dont worry sal....you should be in good shape by say...ummmmm the 2012 olympics? :lol:












I was kind of expecting a healthy menu and excercise plan off you regarding help. :wink:
I wanted to lose it for christmas 2007 not 2012.


Sal I weight approximately 8 stone and am 5'7...try my diet if you like


I live on strong coffee plenty of fags n warm beer.........I could have made a fortune selling that to the worlds fat women :roll:

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SteveT wrote:
That's no problem then-

Xmas 100 days away therefore 28lbs/100days = 4oz (approx) per day.

4oz per day = 1 x decent shit!

I'm no maths genius but I think I'm about right with that.

therefore if X = turd Y = oz

X x Y x 100 = 2 stones (approx)



SteveT


Mathematics is irrelevant when it comes to throttle.He is very full of shit.

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I think you should start with removing all those mirrors in your bedroom. :?

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wolfman169 wrote:
I think you should start with removing all those mirrors in your bedroom. :?






I was considering getting the floor mirrored as well,just to get an ants point of view.


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I think you should start with removing all those mirrors in your bedroom. :?






I was considering getting the floor mirrored as well,just to get an ants point of view.


You ought to be carefull doing that....when you come out the shower you might fall down a big hole thats suddenly appeared :lol: :wink:

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Sally its all down to logic

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.SMITHY OF TIPTON wrote:
MRS WANDY, needed to lose 16 stone of unsightly fat,
so she divorced him


who thought that one up your MOM ?

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Sally its all down to logic

Your mouth hole is bigger than your ass hole.

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Despite all the obvious well thought out replies of advice,ive lost sod all.


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Jack the Fag have some guts and post a picture of yourself .
Im imagining you are a cross between Mr Bean and Julian Clarey

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