Register    Login    Forum    Search    FAQ

Board index » MEMBERS LOUNGE » Nutty & Kat's Counsel House




Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 12 posts ] 

Share On:

Author Message
 Post subject: Mrs C's Birthday
 Post Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 3:51 pm 
Offline
Manager
Manager
User avatar

Joined: Thu Jun 24, 2004 10:44 am
Posts: 7284
Location: Usually the office (ssshhhhhhh)
I have ordered her present of t'internet but am worried that the greedy posties wont deliver them in time. should i buy some back up presents just in case and dsave the others til xmas if they come late or just explain and not give her any presents on the actual day (apart from maybe some hows your father :twisted: )?

thanks

_________________
"Happy Clapper through and through"


Top 
 Profile  
 
Share on Facebook Facebook Share on Twitter Twitter
 Post subject:
 Post Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 3:53 pm 
Offline
Wolves Reserve
Wolves Reserve
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jun 27, 2006 1:06 pm
Posts: 1020
Location: Wolverhampton
Buy the back-up and keep one til xmas, best err on the side of safety rather than incur the wrath of a giftless woman.

SteveT


Top 
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
 Post Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 3:56 pm 
Offline
Manager
Manager
User avatar

Joined: Sat Sep 16, 2006 7:51 pm
Posts: 6619
Location: Willenhall (South Bank on Saturdays) SL4 Row T 119
What SteveT said.

WhizzW

_________________
:metalImage:metal
Playstaition Network Gamertag - DrFeelgood1982 Image
Nazi Zombies much?


Top 
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
 Post Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 6:05 pm 
Offline
Administrator
Administrator
User avatar

Joined: Thu Feb 19, 2004 1:23 am
Posts: 10745
Location: Wolves
1st. Tell her you are skint but that you can live on love
2nd. Let us know which ward you are on at New X and we will send some wolfies round to dismantle your bed, eat your grapes, and poke you in your black eye



Hope this helps :D

_________________
GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY... GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL... LAUGHING AT YOURSELF IS THERAPEUTIC!

Female with a kat o nine tails ~~~~ be warned


Image


Top 
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
 Post Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 8:36 pm 
Offline
Forum Moderator
Forum Moderator

Joined: Sun Mar 12, 2006 6:09 pm
Posts: 20687
Location: Four Oaks
katana wrote:
1st. Tell her you are skint but that you can live on love
2nd. Let us know which ward you are on at New X and we will send some wolfies round to dismantle your bed, eat your grapes, and poke you in your black eye



Hope this helps :D



Hope you get the picture Champs DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES FAIL TO GIVE HER A DECENT PRESENT (AS WELL AS YOURSELF) ON THE APPROPRIATE DAY - EVEN IF YOU DISCUSS IT WITH HER BEFOREHAND AND SHE SAYS IT'S OK.


Top 
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
 Post Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 8:54 am 
Offline
Most Successful Thrush Thrasher
User avatar

Joined: Tue Feb 24, 2004 12:08 pm
Posts: 5380
Location: In the cuntry
Well Champs...you know your good lady better than anyone.....

It seems the general opinion is to give pressies, back ups or not, in the hope that you even get to the cherry on the cake :wink:

Presents are lovely........but memories are better.......
And when the I-pods broke or the coat doesn't fit any more memories will still be there......

Just make it a day to remember...... :wink:


Top 
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
 Post Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 5:36 pm 
Offline
Assistant Manager
Assistant Manager
User avatar

Joined: Thu Aug 11, 2005 10:53 pm
Posts: 3007
Buy her underwear that dont fit or match, but qualify this by saying you saw Kelly Brook in one of your wank mags wearing em an they looked great on her.

Get her a birthday card with a Train on the front.

Have any present written, To my significant other.

Ask her two days before her birthday this "Am yow about a 34 waist "

Get flowers for her that are still buds an tell her they will last longer.

Spend the money on beer and blame the feckless, workshy bastards at the post office for losing the presents or stealing them.The choice is yours depending on the size of your postman.

Make sure you watch QVC for a day before adopting this method as you will have a name for the fuckin worthless frippery that woman consider to be 'Nice' present these days. N.B. Drinking your beer whilst watching QVC often dulls the pain.

A few years of heartbreak and dissapointment will numb the cow into expecting Jack Shit anywho.

So after 5 or 6 years of marriage, suprise her with a bag of mixed nuts,a ticket to see Bonnie Tyler, a trip on the Severn Valley railway, something cool like that, trust me, she will be positively foaming at the gash for you!, Honest!

_________________
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day.


Top 
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
 Post Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 5:44 pm 
Offline
Administrator
Administrator
User avatar

Joined: Thu Feb 19, 2004 1:23 am
Posts: 10745
Location: Wolves
rossbiff wrote:
Buy her underwear that dont fit or match, but qualify this by saying you saw Kelly Brook in one of your wank mags wearing em an they looked great on her.

Get her a birthday card with a Train on the front.

Have any present written, To my significant other.

Ask her two days before her birthday this "Am yow about a 34 waist "

Get flowers for her that are still buds an tell her they will last longer.

Spend the money on beer and blame the feckless, workshy bastards at the post office for losing the presents or stealing them.The choice is yours depending on the size of your postman.

Make sure you watch QVC for a day before adopting this method as you will have a name for the fuckin worthless frippery that woman consider to be 'Nice' present these days. N.B. Drinking your beer whilst watching QVC often dulls the pain.

A few years of heartbreak and dissapointment will numb the cow into expecting Jack Shit anywho.

So after 5 or 6 years of marriage, suprise her with a bag of mixed nuts,a ticket to see Bonnie Tyler, a trip on the Severn Valley railway, something cool like that, trust me, she will be positively foaming at the gash for you!, Honest!



Glad to see romance isnt dead Mr Biff :lol:

_________________
GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY... GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL... LAUGHING AT YOURSELF IS THERAPEUTIC!

Female with a kat o nine tails ~~~~ be warned


Image


Top 
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
 Post Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:44 pm 
Offline
Manager
Manager
User avatar

Joined: Sat Sep 16, 2006 7:51 pm
Posts: 6619
Location: Willenhall (South Bank on Saturdays) SL4 Row T 119
:lol: :lol: :lol: - Superb Biffy

_________________
:metalImage:metal
Playstaition Network Gamertag - DrFeelgood1982 Image
Nazi Zombies much?


Top 
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
 Post Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 7:09 pm 
Offline
Manager
Manager
User avatar

Joined: Sat May 26, 2007 9:33 am
Posts: 12304
Location: The clue is in my name
rossbiff wrote:

So after 5 or 6 years of marriage, suprise her with a bag of mixed nuts,a ticket to see Bonnie Tyler, a trip on the Severn Valley railway, something cool like that, trust me, she will be positively foaming at the gash for you!, Honest!


Nicely put. If she does that Champions seek urgent medical advise. :lol:

_________________
King Kenny. I'm right behind you.


Top 
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
 Post Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 8:13 pm 
Offline
Forum Moderator
Forum Moderator

Joined: Sun Mar 12, 2006 6:09 pm
Posts: 20687
Location: Four Oaks
WednesburyWolf wrote:
rossbiff wrote:

So after 5 or 6 years of marriage, suprise her with a bag of mixed nuts,a ticket to see Bonnie Tyler, a trip on the Severn Valley railway, something cool like that, trust me, she will be positively foaming at the gash for you!, Honest!


Nicely put. If she does that Champions seek urgent medical advise. :lol:



Afterwards :wink:


Top 
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
 Post Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 11:10 pm 
Offline
Subs Bench
Subs Bench
User avatar

Joined: Sat Jun 17, 2006 9:21 pm
Posts: 1523
Location: Wolverhampton
Champs - posties should pack in their whinging next week, so postal services should be back to normal by the end of the week. Play it by ear. Have a backup present in mind that you can run out and get if the one you ordered from the net hasn't come by the end of next week.

Make an excuse to go fetch it next Saturday if the net delivery not made, and then when the net pressie does get there, give her that for X-mas.

I am sure you can think of something else to give her on the day............

_________________
Image


Top 
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
 
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 12 posts ] 

Board index » MEMBERS LOUNGE » Nutty & Kat's Counsel House


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests

 
 

 
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  

The Wolf will always be free to its members, but if you feel you would like to contribute towards the running costs, than please feel free to donate.

 

 

Disclaimer : This forum is for the general discussion/topic of Wolverhampton Wanderers. What is said within the forum is personal opinions, and The Wolf will not be held responsible. Your ip is logged for security reasons. The forum is viewable by the public and any topics you disclose/discuss can be viewed by the public. Some topics on this forum may only be suitable for those aged 18+.