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 Post Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 9:55 am 
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Have been a little bored this morning and went searching for different methods of defoliating the scrotum sack. Now it seems that certain members on here use a smoking or singeing method that I cannot find any useful information about and I was wondering what your thoughts are in this area of male hygiene and testicular fixation.

I attach Wikihow's 12 steps to which I should add, I think is a complete load of bollocks. No way would I allow any electric razor again near my private parts AGAIN - all I can say is that it makes the eyes water when you nick yourself. Wet shaving is fine, but you don't need to lie down like you're undergoing some medical operation as depicted in the link.

http://www.wikihow.com/Shave-Your-Genitals-%28Male%29

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 Post Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 12:56 pm 
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you could just not bother, which is my preferred method.

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 Post Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 5:15 pm 
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whelp wrote:
you could just not bother, which is my preferred method.


Depends whether or not your other half is like a Sheep and likes munching on grass. :roll:

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 Post Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 9:47 pm 
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I didn't realise a bit of pubic hair was such an issue....I quite like a bloke to be hairier than me....
Get a home waxing kit chicks and let her practise until she gets it right.... 8)


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 Post Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 2:50 pm 
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Use veet

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CANNOCK WOLF wrote:
Use veet


Honestly, have you tried it on your ball bag? I wouldn't, but that is just my opinion.

Please read here the severe health warnings before undertaking such a dangerous route!!!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

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Moscow Wolf wrote:
CANNOCK WOLF wrote:
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Honestly, have you tried it on your ball bag? I wouldn't, but that is just my opinion.

Please read here the severe health warnings before undertaking such a dangerous route!!!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK


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 Post Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2013 7:48 am 
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How about just identifying a good hairdresser and getting Kid Creole to pay for it?

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 Post Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2013 7:37 pm 
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I always end up shaving the fookin mirror.

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 Post Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 1:59 am 
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Get one of those torch/flamethrower thingies from a cake shop. Clean balls or something shrivelled for your mates cake..........win win

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 Post Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 7:06 pm 
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Moscow, once you've smoked your bollocks, let me know if it looks like a plucked Capon.

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Personally wet shaving with an oil, i canna stand hairy bits especially not on da ladies. :shock: :shock:

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Gav`la wrote:
Personally wet shaving with an oil, i canna stand hairy bits especially not on da ladies. :shock: :shock:


You must have some strange Ladies in Telford if they have dangly bits. :lol:

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You wanna see em!

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Tis the only reason I'm going to have a look :twisted:

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