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 Post Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2015 8:49 pm 
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Due to the lack of activity in this palatial Palace of information and goodwill, Wolvo Council have seized the Counsel House and it will now become a placement home for Syrian, Afghani and Iraqi refugees. Wolvo Council spokesperson, Liam Bulls'hitter said 'the place was becoming derelict and something needed to be done to keep the place going'.

In preparation for the new occupants, Wolvo Council workers were spotted removing boxes of what looked like large phallic symbols and other boxes of decaying bollox.

Kat could not be located for an interview (as usual). :wink:

Well it is the closed or close season and I'm bored shitless. :wink:

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 Post Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2015 5:03 pm 
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As you know Mr Moscow, the counsel house is sanctuary for all, regardless of nationality...

Derelict it is chicks.... a gloomy atmosphere descended on the place, and perhaps it needs a good clear out before anything fresh goes in....

The large phallic symbol you refer to is a cardboard cut out of Thrush....
Boxes of decaying bollocks are from my own private collection....


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 Post Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2015 7:06 pm 
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As you know Mr Moscow, the counsel house is sanctuary for all, regardless of nationality...

Derelict it is chicks.... a gloomy atmosphere descended on the place, and perhaps it needs a good clear out before anything fresh goes in....

The large phallic symbol you refer to is a cardboard cut out of Thrush....
Boxes of decaying bollocks are from my own private collection....


:lol: :wink:

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I think that's gone too far..I didn't fight the Nasties hand-to-hand to have some overpaid carnsil official throw the poor wench onto the streets..bollux an' all!That aye right....mecks me blood boil it does!

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lucca wolf wrote:
I think that's gone too far..I didn't fight the Nasties hand-to-hand to have some overpaid carnsil official throw the poor wench onto the streets..bollux an' all!That aye right....mecks me blood boil it does!


Thanks chicks...but I'll be ok.... I've managed to persuade the council official to grant me a license for business premises....It'll be called the Helping Hands shop, and I've offered him a members card.....

I do like a happy ending....


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nuttymate wrote:
lucca wolf wrote:
I think that's gone too far..I didn't fight the Nasties hand-to-hand to have some overpaid carnsil official throw the poor wench onto the streets..bollux an' all!That aye right....mecks me blood boil it does!


Thanks chicks...but I'll be ok.... I've managed to persuade the council official to grant me a license for business premises....It'll be called the Helping Hands shop, and I've offered him a members card.....

I do like a happy ending....


You could expand your Mobile Prostate Massage business, and with a reasonable grant, get the gaff spruced up, hire a couple of Polish Moms to apply that personal touch, and OAPs will be beating a path to the Helping Hand shop, with their pensions.

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Embers wrote:
nuttymate wrote:
lucca wolf wrote:
I think that's gone too far..I didn't fight the Nasties hand-to-hand to have some overpaid carnsil official throw the poor wench onto the streets..bollux an' all!That aye right....mecks me blood boil it does!


Thanks chicks...but I'll be ok.... I've managed to persuade the council official to grant me a license for business premises....It'll be called the Helping Hands shop, and I've offered him a members card.....

I do like a happy ending....


You could expand your Mobile Prostate Massage business, and with a reasonable grant, get the gaff spruced up, hire a couple of Polish Moms to apply that personal touch, and OAPs will be beating a path to the Helping Hand shop, with their pensions.


If the prices are right, I might buy a season ticket. :lol:

I once had this Thai Massage in Germany and there were new girls to which the Madam invited them in my cabin so they could practise their technique as shown by the Mistress. 8 hands on your nether regions, never been happier until it ended and it didn't last long enough. :lol: :roll:

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I once had this Thai Massage in Germany and there were new girls to which the Madam invited them in my cabin so they could practise their technique as shown by the Mistress. 8 hands on your nether regions, never been happier until it ended and it didn't last long enough. :lol: :roll:


I do like a happy ending, but not a premature one. Anyway, join the queue, I've been camping overnight, to make sure I get fust dibbs.

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Embers...I'm not sure you'll measure up to the strict admission policy....

Moscow, I'll buy you a ticket for the Sealife centre....they have plenty of octo-pussies there....


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