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Anyone remember doing this back in the day?

I start the story with three words, then someone else adds three words to the story and so on...

There was once

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There was once an old man called Jack Hayward. Who once did buy a club and spent millions on Wolverhampton Wanderers in an effort to get promotion to the premier league so we spent more money but in vain and was relegated. The new owner, a Liverpool fan called Steve Morgan who is very dertermined for promotion just like Leeds. Brought the Wolves for a tenner to the bank with thirty million invested into the Moxey pie fund chicken and mushroom - Not a Balti? Meat and potato is very nice with a pint or two on a Thursday evening in a pub after a very convincing win over Sandwell Town shit from down The Tesco center where stripey bags are worn there. Shit football players and the fans are all morons who stay quiet during the game when Albion lose to the Wolves all the time. The Wolves fans keep on chanting la la la we h8 Albion. With a passion for Wolverhampton Wanderers the greatest ever team in the whole wide world. They have legends: Bully Dougan, Wright who have all represented their country and have sung the national anthem of their countrys. So many goals and did the manager really appriciated their scoring talents and hard work to earn starting eleven status for Wolverhampton Wanderers and their national teams. Many of them had gold and black shirts and shorts worn on Saturday at Molineux and the training ground up in Compton by the school. St. Peters and St. Edmonds Catholic are for poofs who like to prance around in tight thin trousers which hurt their sausage and mash is very nice with onion gravy and a portion - Yum I like Alex Rae's Hair, he's got none. He must be a bald man. Indeed he is with a very good scoring touch, hard as nails and can fight to the death of the game. A team player passes to all team-mates who want to score lots of wonderful goals for Wolverhampton Wanderers. It's Saturday tomorrow, Wolves are not playing until Sunday when they face Sheffield Wednesday at Hillsborough Football Ground. The supporters are from up north, from Sheffield and dug a pigmy outta the shit at the Hawthorns, the stench was like a curry on its exit to the toilet, aka the Whorthorns. And Doc's house he claims to have a job as an escort helping old ladies cross the road, and he loves to suck the bits of tarmac from the pavement next to the fucking dry billabong at the festival. The port-a-loo gave out a nasty....


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